Ready to roll (like Rick Astley)

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So you've been waiting for the new Breaking Laws t-shirt?
WAIT NO LONGER!
We got 'em ready to go, pick which ever color shirt you want!
...and at $15 a pop, you just can't beat it (unlike Chris Brown, but that's another story). So get 'em while their hot!
You don't wanna be the loser kid in your class without a Breaking Laws t-shirt, do you?
Soon our [store] section will be updated with stores where you can walk in and purchase 'em right on the spot!
Until we meet again...
one.